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Pineapple Hairs

The top, leafy parts of a pineapple. Of course this word came from Anix.

Person 1: “Yo, you se my pineapple? It’s got sick pineapple hairs!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I love them so much!”

by perfectxd June 16, 2020


Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018


Hair Ballin

A cat like sound that an older man makes in public that is commonly mistaken for hurling after a bender.

Dude #1, Did you hear that, sounds like he was on an all night bender?

Dude #2, Naw man, that's just Jim, he's hair ballin.

by SuperLloyd October 21, 2014


hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009


Hair slut

A girl who only likes guys for his hair

Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair

by Mikiemike January 22, 2014


mayo hair

The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.

It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.

P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.

by iliea968 January 31, 2023


Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.

Wow Drew has some interesting book hair

by horsegirl1223 January 31, 2019