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a woman who produces breast milk as a sexual act. She can either express it on her partner, have her partner suck her off, or perform solo.
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The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.
I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.
milk guy is so yummy mmmmm, he’s so sexy, hot and perfect. amazing creature
Mariam: Milk Guy can murder my family and fuck me
Milk Guy: yes
The mysterious residue left on the cap of a brand new gallon or half-gallon of milk.
"i was trying to enjoy a new gallon of milk, but the weird looking milk-fuzz distracted me."
First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
A dumb name for a Kobold character who is obsessed with moss
Dumpy Milk is an artificer, whose purpose is to be useless and enjoy moss.