Picking Your Pecker

1. To waste time, to procrastinate.

2. To masturbate.

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!

Pick 'n' Sniff

A weird little creature. Closely related to a Hodgey. Constantly picking and sniffing.

Person 1: Smell these potatoes. Do they smell of poo?

Person 2: Shut up you Pick 'n' Sniff

Pick up that dollar

Pick up that dollar, sometimes followed by bitch or hoe.. can refer to a person, a situation, a comment or reply to a conversation when you don't think much of them or what is being said. It can mean an event, person, thing or situation not worthy of your time. It is can be a condescending remark comparing the person, situation or event to a stripper , whore picking up money off the floor.

In response to the stripper who said "you ladies are stupid for sponsoring a lap dance for your guys"..the ladies replied, "hoe, pick up that dollar "

Pick-Me girl

Basically a girl seeking and begging for attention and male validation. Probably will act like shes perfect in anyway.

"Jason look at me this isint you" "im not like other girls"

Heres just some random Pick-Me girl sterotypes lol

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Pick Me Girl

A narcissist girl who thinks she’s all it and usually hangs with males because apparently women are “too girly”

Person L: I promise it’s my real sneeze!!!1!1!!

Person W: Goddamn you’re such a pick me girl, all you do is complain about the boys teasing you.

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pick-me girl

A girl who seeks male validation. Makes her voice higher within a group of guys and has an annoying personality. Also having no boundaries with men that are single or in a relationship. Going back and forth to any guy she can find.

Joy is such a pick-me girl.

pick your crazy

A simplified view of dating and compatibility. Men or Women; they're all crazy, its just about finding that particular flavor of crazy that does not bother you. Used often to comfort or console friends that have had unsatisfactory or unsuccessful attempts at dating.

"We had to break up; she flips out , and goes on a man-hating binge whenever anyone ever mentions her Dad ."
"Yeah, pick your crazy"