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When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.
Loves pp in his bum and has a friend named Jack that loves him
Look at the Austin Allan always getting that jack
Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"
Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.
Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
An inadvertent fingering of the female’s anus.
“Get this… I had Isabella over last night and I pulled a Fatal Austin!”
A kid with a clapped out shitbox
Man Austin Gordon’s car is shit