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April 21st, the day after National Weed day (April 20th), is known as National Sex Day. Inspired by people enthused by the great National Weed Day, love just as much to continue their celebrations by getting laid as much as possible on this even better holiday for people of all ages (must be in highschool or later ; )
person 1: "you celebrating april 21st?"
person 2: "Oh hell yea, I'm getting laid tonight, bruhh"
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the day when you can smack the hell out of the tallest person in your group
Hey, Ellie, do you know what's the date?
Yeah, 19 April
Get Jolyne, let's smack the fuck out of her.
Isnt it her birthday?
Who cares? We're allowed to beat her today
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Skater Bam Margera's Mother. She's put of with Bam's stunts throughout the TV series, Viva La Bam. After skate parks, draw bridges, and scary family reunions, she finally stranded Bam and his crew on an island, in the 7th episode of the 1st season, titled 'April's Revenge'.
Ape is one heck of a mother...
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Do anything freaky. Grab anybody ass you see. Grab somebody dick. Grab somebody titties. It's finna be freaky Monday. Hadn't done anything freaky on the whole break. Well now you are. ;) Try to do it for a whole weak
On April 22 Walk pass and do something freaky to somebody
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People born on this day have an 85% chance of living a peaceful life in the mountains with their books and enjoying chilly, foggy mornings surrounded by trees and flowers. :D
"Oh my God! She was born on April 5th. You know what that means."
"Totally, let's ask her to teach us how to live peacefully in the mountains too! This is going to turn our lives around."
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April 27th is the day that anybody can grab anybody’s but. Be prepared to get your butt grabbed. It is national booty grab day!
OMG she has a big butt go grab it, ya know it is April 27
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SOFTIES ONLY. if you're born on this day you prbly love all things cute cuddly and warm. You are also a huge meme, and stalk twitter/instagram/tik tok 24/7
you prefer long term relationships and all the cute or cringey things that come along with it. You are very easy to get along with and people love you!!!
Person 1: Heyy when's your bday??
Person 2: Oh, April 28th!
Person 1: Rlly!! Wow that's awesome!
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