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adj; 1) describes an object or situation that is extremely difficult to get around in or to find your way through; a person that is very difficult to deal with; 2) something or someone that is lame or stupid
1) This is a dick-arse parking lot! (as in - you can hardly drive and move around in it - like a dick in an arse)
2) Andrew wants a real job - not a dick-arse job like working at a fast food joint!
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A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.
Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.
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The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
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A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match
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Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.
"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"
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A person that is homosexual in an environment of straight people.
"josh c is an arse bandit"
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A particularly large and pleasing turd, that has been gestating for a week or so in the bowel area; also a derogatory term of endearment.
1)Alan you fucking arse marrow, where's my screwdriver.
2)My butt is hanging in tatters, you should have seen the size of that arse marrow!
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