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The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!
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When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".
Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole
A stupid or mean McDonald's worker that dose not know what he/ she is doing.
I would have been here sooner if that Mc asshole didn't mess up on my order.
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A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.
Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.
Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.
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A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.
Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.
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