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A very special bagel, the best of the best. A bagel can only get elevated to this status by
1. being a bagel (duh)
2. being sold by a Jewish company or family or whatever
3. (the most important one!) being touched by a Jew
Only then will you be in possession of the Triple Jewish Bagel.
John: Look, I have a Triple Jewish Bagel!
All: -gasp- All hail the Triple Jewish Bagel!
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5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.
Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."
Max:"It's all in the practice."
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I'm ready to go... Let's leave
when a party begins to suck... Let's Bagel
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1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.
I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.
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A bagel with a hole that closely resembles an anus
Yo! where'd ya get that b hole bagel?
Check out my bagel, looks like a b hole.
Yo, they sellin b hole bagels at Tony's D's son!
Check out my B Hole Bagel, shits church.
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Something thats cute, and slightly geeky, of course in a good way. Rather than 'sex on toast' (although they may be perceived as that as well) they are referred to as a 'Dork In A Toasted Bagel'. They are very cute, sweet, loveable, and some would even say 'perfect' :)
Person 1: "i think you're sex on toast ;D"
Person 2: "really? haha, nahh..i think i'm more like a Dork In A Toasted Bagel"
Person 1: "aww, you're adorable, my lil DIATB ^_^ "
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a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
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