British Invasion 2k6

WAS going to be an amazing show, ended up with tear gas, police fucking people up, 2 cop cars getting busted, 40 buildings ruined. Nazi punks & skins started it, but the cops made it worse. Tear gased the building and fucked everyone up, when the riot was outside. Ruined a great show on both ends.

"British Invasion 2k6 was fucking crazy man"
"Yeah I know, the nazi started it up, but the cops fucked it over too"

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British Columbian

An unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of entitlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. They tend to be "neck down" kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. Swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). They tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. The Vancouver strain of British Columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the Lower Mainland and beyond. They may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.

"That guy is not very bright."
"You said it. What is he- British Columbian?"

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british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

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skinny british kid

Usually named Ben, tall, pertruding adam's apple, yet mad sexy in their own british way

often dates girls named jen

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evil british twin

Often referred to as "Evil Bri'ish Twin" or "Suck on it, you fat twat!" (both said is equally evil British accents), the Evil British Twin will break into your home and piss on your furniture. They probably wear a tight white/blue uniform outfit, and have really stupid, poofy hair. They are annoyingly good at everything and initially come off as charming, but don't be fooled! The Evil British Twin is, in fact, evil.

"Hello, good friend of mine who would never hurt me in any way."
"Piss off! Suck ya mum, you piece of lard!"
"Why are you saying such mean things?"
"Oh, sorry, I'm going through my Evil British Twin arc."

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distressed british national

A completely drunk British tourist who has lost his passport and or his keys to his hotel while on holiday.

A level of drunkenness reserved for the very special cases where you lose all faculties; keys and passports included.

We had a distressed british national come in at 6am looking for his passport and his hotel key card after he pissed himself.

Did you see Brian last light? I can't believe he drank that much!
Yea, he went full distressed british national last night.

Hope he can find his keys; and a new set of pants.

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British cum cheese

When you’re stroking your cock and cum gets stuck in your foreskin due to sloppy masturbation and you can’t get it out so you scream like a Brit.

Yo dude... last night I had a British cum cheese, I don’t really wanna talk about it...