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J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
Flat empty tits
Tits like tortillas
Zero side profile
Wow look at the bean blankies on her
A Catholic Priest, who likes likes 10 year old boys.
That damn nigger is a bean nut.
When a guy unconsciously fucks over a co-worker without realizing he's doing it.
I caught Josh bean baggin yesterday and they made Brock stay late to cover him.
Pinto beans simmered in a crock pot with bacon, fajita skirt, deer sausage, jalapenos, tomatos, cilantro, onions, minced garlic, chicken broth, & bacon. Pretty much the best way to make beans on the planet. There is also bacon in the recipe so that means they kinda rock!
Joel brought RENEGADE BEANS to work today! Sweet...... I don't have to buy lunch.
Marc & Roy make some OK beans but thay are crap compared to RENEGADE BEANS.
Dammit Carlos.......save some RENEGADE BEANS for us you fuckin poon! Bieber is starving!
N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:
adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee
there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.
Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived
Will was such a widgey bean!