bell's palsy

Condition in which one half (either can be affected) of the face becomes paralyzed, usually follows lyme disease infection.

I got bell's palsy and found out it was from lyme disease....penness

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taco bell

1. King of all fast food
2. A food so good it defeats any fear of the possible ingredients

1. All bow before Taco Bell
2. Vegetarian: "Those tacoes are made out of monkey ass!"
Tacobellian: "That's some damn good monkey ass!!"

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Bell Ringer

A phenomenon where a firm and lengthy poo is evacuated by a male, hitting the bottom of the toilet before tilting forward and striking the subjects testicles on the way down with or without possible smearage. Most common in shallow toilets or when said testicles are particularly saggy.

Dude thanks for the tip, the fiber is definitely working, but I have never had so many dam Bell Ringers. I have gone through a 12 pack of double rolls just on cleaning my nuts.

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taco bell

A Mexican-American fast food franchise that most cherish until they reach an age ranging from 15-25, in which they realize that the rat food they are consuming is repulsive.

I used to love Taco Bell, but an incident at the age of 17 led me to realize that what I was consuming was not food.

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Brandi Belle

A sweet angel who pleases many men...

I wish my girlfriend would please me like that sweet Brandi Belle.

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Tinker Belled

Walking up to someone and throwing glittery sparkles in their face\eyes.

You just got tinker belled, bitch!

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belle knox

A lazy, troubled and entitled naive college student who was unwilling to work, “low paying, blue collar minimal wage jobs or any job” or “Be in debt between decades till forever” She falsely pretended to enjoy sex and porn along w/all edging to be a sexual & bisexual “empowered feminist” thus her falsified identity that she attempted to compartmentalize was unsuccessful due to the reality that this isn’t true who Belle/Miriam is as a person; She wanted to make fast money in order to bypass the financial debt that millions of strong empowered college graduates and mothers go into without ever entering the sex industry; She was also vocally unwilling to work traditional jobs that she vocally shamed other women who pay taxes, work hard and raise kids etc as “degrading” Despite her true motives and life style, she apparently made millions till she was sick of it and now will be forever and publicly online for the entire world to see her being a money hungry walking contradiction. Good luck getting a job, getting married and having a family now.

“I’m lazy and don’t want to work for less or become in debt like millions because I’m entitled “ A: “Just pull a Belle Knox: All you have to do is easy: invent a sexual & bisexual persona to get attention and have sex for money; Then insult hard working students and parents who work hard without ever participating in the sex industry, keep it a secret since you’re not about that lifestyle-then if caught pretend to be an empowered feminist who only enjoys sex for money and never with the absence of cash would she ever: have sex or be sexual #multi-million dollar net worth #fake slut #universal hypocrite

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