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verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 09, 2003


blind corner

A really sketchy corner where you can't see what's around it, and where it's likely you'll crash into somebody you really don't want to crash into.

Not knowing what's in the future; taking an absolute chance.

Sara: I had a really close call at the blind corner yesterday; I stopped to tie my shoe and I saw this creepy homeless guy staggering past. I would have crashed right into him if I hadn't stopped!

Lucy: The lottery is such a blind corner, you never know what'll happen!

by ikarios May 31, 2009


blind rat

a girl named Nicole which is funny, beautiful, and amazing but also kinda looks like one of the three blind rats from Shrek when she puts on goofy glasses

Bobby is a blind rat

by I'm Vengeance March 31, 2022


as blind as a bat

It is saying that you have the vision of a bat.

"you're as blind as a bat"

by DoneForG%?d April 05, 2016


The Blind Neo

A sex act where the female lies down, and has the male straddle her forehead, who then stretches his scrotum to completely cover both of her eyes, mimicking Neo having his eyes fused shut in the vastly inferior movie The Matrix Revolutions. Finally, the male ejaculates into the females mouth, while screaming "YOU ARE THE ONE!"

Dude, I totally gave my wife The Blind Neo last night. It was awesome...We're getting a divorce...*uncontrollable sobbing*

by Ahauzotz January 04, 2015


Blind Rhino

A variation on the Roman Helmet with the exception of the penis being erect.

I was so drunk, I gave your mom a blind rhino...Don't tell your dad.

by mudmask July 11, 2008


Bling Blind

The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.

Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!

by Sanders like the Colonel June 05, 2009