BONE PUNCH

Derived from the latin term bohn·puhnch

A "Bone Punch" is classified as a punch exectued on the bone or joint rather than the muscle or fat tissue of an unaware victim.

Given the unanticipated opportunity to deliver a swift, hearty Bone Punch, it is necessary to first distract the victim's attention by shouting "BONE PUNCH" before striking the crippling blow.

It is also a lesser known fact that the Bone Punch is also open-ended, leaving room for the "Muscle Punch Compliment." Once again you must shout "BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!" while executing the blow.

FACT: Bone Punches hurt so much more then regular punches.

"Grandma, would you mind taking me to the store to buy some cerial? I would really appreciate it if we could pick up some Kellogs fruity pebb-BONE PUNCH with a Muscle Punch Compliment!"

Grandma is now on the ground, confused and partly unconscious.
Success.

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stones and bones

Collegiate slang for archeology

I'm taking stones and bones this semester,

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bone thugs

bone of a thug

a rap groub that kick any rapper ass. they bring hip hop to the higher level. they try to open people eyes that hip hop is not about crime...but harmony also

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l-bone

referring to the abbreviation of pound -- lb

"i got that kush by the l-bone"

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Bobby Bones

The Ryan Seacrest of Austin TX. He has his own radio show, is one of MEtelevisions' music personalities, has his own local late night show and was recently in the movie "WILL"

His real name is Bobby Estell, not Bobby Bones.

Tune in to the Bobby Bones Show on 96.7KISS FM 6-10!

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cooter bone

Cooter Bone: a cooter bone is the part of a woman's pelvic bone that is behind to her cooter

That bitch pissed me off so bad I wanted to kick her in the cooter bone.

I was hitting that so hard last night I got a bruise from that girl's cooter bone.

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wish-bone

To ruin an otherwise dope song with a shitty, repetitive verse a la Wish Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, whom was notorious for compromising the group with his shitty raps.

"You like that song?"
"I did till that nigga jumped on and wish-boned that shit. Had to turn to the next track"

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