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The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.
Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.
When you fuck someone with a yeast infection.
“Ah dude...I fucked Brittany last night but her vag was crawling with that cottage cheese and I was left with them dick boogers”
The stuff that comes out when a male pees after ejaculating
Bro i just shot out a dick booger after nutting
During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.
K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.
But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.
That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!
Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!
For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit
"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"
The tendency of some to eat their own boogers
Paul thought no-one was watching as her chowed down on that enormous booger pill