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A beer for those who are secretly growing a very furry vagina. The sort of people that would suck dick for a hit off a bong. When your woman sees you drinking Bud Apple, she immediately is looking around the party to see who she can cheat on you with because she wants a real man.
Billy- "you're drinking Bud Light Apple..?"
Jim "yea it's so good"
Billy " you may as well go do your cross fit you fucking pussy"
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When you're so deranged, being a piece of aluminum with a type of urine another biological life form other than humans which can not produce containing it for them to drink because the different waste molecules make them weird,
That you decide, despite not having the any such purpose in having a gender, to all of a sudden and for no good reason to NOT JUST TO BECOME GAY, but EFFEMINATELY gay
and then support an insane cult that supports inappropriate behavior towards children and supporting this cult of special crazy selfish people who just want to ruin women's sports and do bad things in women's places such bathrooms,
and for no obvious reason to you, and you are surprise, your sales drop in the FIRST SUCCESSFULL BOYCOT EVER by people NOT DAEMONICALLY POSSESED BY THE DAEMONS OF 'SHE WHO THIRSTS' (SLANESH)
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SICK OF YOUR HERASY
;causing retailers to
remove the amount of shelf space you have
that
1 you spent decades building up
2 that is darn near impossible to build back in less than 40 years
3 giving it to your competitors
4 and becoming a GOSH DARN tv trope for all companies in the world to not want to happen to their brand
5 Costing billions in sales revenue
6 and you may get sued for
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When a bunch of silly absolute noobs think they are going to punish bud light (or Anheiser Bush)
by switching to an obscure brand no one knew existed
and it is owned by the same company they are trying to spite. Moldova?
Target:
'Uh, oh.
Remove the totally, one hundred percent, inappropriate adult stuff that adults should definitely never have to explain to their kids that absolutely counts as indoctrination without a doubt...
or we are going to find ourselves in an
Bud Lite Situation
and our stock holders will probably sue us for ruining (nuking) their stocks.
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Noun. A type of marijuana that has thin buds or buds that have been compressed in a flattened fashion. Does not necessarily have to originate from or have any correlation to Arizona.
Dude, this shit we got from our weed man looks straight off the brick. Its some serious arizona flat bud.
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When Someone ask you for something you use this reply in a non friendly manner.
Mark: Hey Jim can I have 5$?
Jim: I'm Good Bud
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Its a better drink then Samuel Adams, Its heaven in a bottle!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
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DO NOT BUY OR SMOKE!!! This strand, a favorite amongst lower end dealers, is low grade marijuana laced with black tar heroin and passed off as a 'sister-strand' to the highly potent White Widow marijuana.
My cousin smoked a bowl of black widow bud, overdosed, went into seizures, and died within minutes.
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Its a better drink then Samuel Adams, Its heaven in a bottle!!
When you go to the bar and ask for Heaven in a bottle you will get a Bud Light Lime every time. You you get anything other then that throw the bottle at the stupid ass and tell them you want to speak to god right now!!
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