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its a cactus that will not stop dancing
The dancing cactus is here
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass
When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.
2. Seed of a cactus.
1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.
2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.
Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!