carpet monkey

a monkey that sits on the carpet.

oh look, the carpet monkey is back

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Carpet Python

When a chick with a strap on fucks another girl in the vagina that is not been shaved in a month.

Her pussy was so hairy I just decided to Carpet Python her vag with my black strap on.

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carpet bagger

an insult with no real meaning. Can be used for any occasion.

Shut up you fucking carpet bagger

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Shag Carpet

When the floor of a room is covered by a multitude of persons all simultaneously fucking.

The New Year's party at Billy's had a large shag carpet in one of the rooms.

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Carpet Cowboy

another definition for an east indian person.

Umm.... Apoo on the simpsons ;

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magic carpet

Term used to descripe the large gap between the top of the tires and the weel arches on an unmodifed car.

That suspension needs lowered, the cars floating on a magic carpet

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carpet slap

"The act of slapping the pussy"

My mom slapped the carpet cuz there wasa bug in it

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