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"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
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A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"
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Either this girl has a horse and lives on a bunny farm or she’s an FBI agent who has really good eyesight.
Example:
Mom: The mall invasion got so bad that they had to send the girls who eat carrots.
You: Wow! That must have been serious. They have a good eye being able to catch all the culprits.
Mom: must have been all the carrots they ate.
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those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.
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A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.
God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills
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like telling someone to go fuck themselves...but much much worse...because you only say it girls.
No she didn't give me the job. what did I say to her...I told her to stick a carrot in her cuntie..that's what I said to her.
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A female who consumes carrots.
Do you know any girls who eat carrots?
Most girls do.