Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
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A dumb bitch's that wasted three years on a Patrick futter
you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle
Mom you did sliding on carson!!
American Football Quarterback who played at Nevada during his college years. He betrayed his team by skipping the Quicklane Bowl.
Carson Strong may be a traitor but he’s going to be a high draft pick…
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When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.
Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”
Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”
The greatest pro wrestler in sports history
Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake
The greatest pro wrestler in sports history
Wow the greatest wrestler in sports history is Carson Drake