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A true winner. A mystifying odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself Charlie Sheen. Also, a drug that will melt your face off and explode your body, unless you are Charlie Sheen when you take it. Again, so fucking winning it's ridiculous. He is self defined as a" High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock", and clearly doesn't give a fuck if you don't understand it. Most of the time, and this includes naps, he's an F-18 bro, and he WILL destroy you in the air, if he doesn't deploy his ordinance to the ground of course. So clear the fuckin' way for Charlie Sheen because he is just that bi-winning.
I am on a drug. It's called CHARLIE SHEEN. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
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An extremely cute british youtube vlogger who writes amazing songs, music videos, and had amazing friends like Tom Milson and Alex Day. Also know as Charlieissocoollike on youtube. Oh and is in fact single.
Maddy: Your obsessed with Charlie McDonnell.
Me: I am indeed.
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This is not a very common name for girls, so if you find some one named this, it must mean they're special, right? ;) She has soft brown/blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes, she gives the most amazing hugs and will always bring a smile to your face no matter what your mood is! She falls in love easily so if she's lucky enough to be your girl then remember to shower her with lots of kisses just to show her that no one else means quite as much to you as she does, I guarantee that if you do this that she will no doubt be yours to keep forever :) Just remember to never let her go, you'll never find another quite like her
Girl 1: Who IS that?
Girl 2: Wow, she's gorgeous and has a handsome man by her side, she must be a Charlie-Ann.
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1) not bi-polar but bi-winning
2) a total fucking rock-star from mars
3) bangs seven gram rock because that's how he rolls
"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like 'dude can't handle it! unplug this bastard' yeah because it fires in a way that's um i dunno maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm" -Charlie Sheen
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1. A Democrat who represents New York's 15th district and is the chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee.
2. An unethical hypocrite who demands everyone else pay through the nose in taxes, yet dodges them himself. Failed to report income from rental properties, lived in rent-subsidized apartments while claiming his Washington DC home as his primary residence for tax purposes, and gave 2.8 billion of our money to Diageo to make rum in the US Virgin Islands, among other things.
Person 1: Why do the Democrats stick up for Charlie Rangel?
Person 2: Because they are corrupt scumbags who protect their own. They're fine with politicians breaking the law, as long as they're fellow Democrats. But if they're Republicans, then it's unacceptable.
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Noun, Rhyming slang - Child Molestor
Keep your kids away from him, I hear he's a bit of a Charlie Chester.
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A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
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