A person in the act of shitting on ones chest
I'm about to go online and find me a good chest shitter.
when a woman has small boobs, small boobs are chest pimples.
when a woman has small boobs some would call her boobs chest pimples.
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
When you hear the beautiful melody that means a chest is close to your location in fortnite but the chest does not exist on really and the sound is a haunting mirage.
Boy: do you hear that? Do you hear that chest? I think I hear a chest behind this wall.
Boy’s friend: nah you creepy skitzo, there is no chest here you’re going crazy.
Boy: probably just a phantom chest.
Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
When you piss on a girls chest and kidney stones come out at the same time
Yo bro how are things with Judy going
She put a restraining order on me after I spilled some “Fruity pebbles on her chest”
I’m dating your mom