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a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
last week me and pastor Jeff did a Benson Clarke
Former sheriff of Milwaukee County Wisconsin otherwise known as the black Sheriff Arpaio, he’s a strong supporter of Donald Trump. Always goes on TV to differentiate himself from other blacks especially Democrats.
On the show tonight with me is former sheriff of Milwaukee county in Wisconsin David A Clarke
somebody who is a gigantic faggot 101% of the time
'Wes Clark is that one fag bag that works in a gun store right?'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'
Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.