moldy clit

The shittiest grindcore band out there! with a groundbreaking shitpost status reputation Moldy clit is easily one of the funniest bands out there, hit single Farted and Shitted soon to reach Billboard #1!

I Have A Metal Band
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?

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raisin clit

Raisin clit (noun)

When a woman is so turned off her vagina becomes drier causing it to shrivel and wrinkle and make the clitoris resemble a raisin.

Jess: Did you see Daniel change clothes the other day?
Laura: Oh my god yes, it gave me such a raisin clit.
Jess: Cute

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clit/cock

a very large clit that will puke when played with

As i stimulated her clit/cock, it puked on my hand.

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bacon clit

A Clit that resembles bacon, and is floppy and hard, sometimes soft. It is only found in whores and skanks. the Clit would need to be at least .5 inches long, and very floppy.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night, and turns out she had a bacon clit....i told her i already ate breakfast, and left.

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Clit Commander

A guy who get so many women that he literally commands them to have sexual intercourse whith him.

David "wow have you seen how many bitches Tim gets."

Brendan"Yeah he's quite the Clit Commander"

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Turbo Clit

A clit so huge in size it resembles a penis.

"Full moon, half moon, Turbo Clit"

"Damn moon, watch your turbo clit when doing the safety wipe, you nearly knocked it"

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clit wiener

oversized, long clitoris resembling the shape of a hotdog or male genitalia.

she just slapped me with her clit wiener.

i didn't see any cameltoe, but i saw her clit wiener through those pants!

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