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When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
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(adj) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.
He decided to come outta da closet.
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Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.
Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.
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Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.
A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!
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the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.
Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?
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where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry
Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?
A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.
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A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."
Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?
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