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A cock whore is generally a submissive living the BDSM lifestyle. She or he, whatever the case may be, enjoy the sense of loss of self, or complete submission when they are made to give often very rough fellatio. The submissive is possibly bound, held by the hair, and forced to service. This is generally followed or preceded by cock worship, which is generally very tender and passive.
Are you my cock whore? You good little cock whore.
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In internet usage, it is usually interjected after a long explanation or something unfunny to make the reader laugh.
A good example would be a "Investigation" YTMND: It will have a long investigation of a meme, e.g Sexymofo, and at the end, will suddenly display "also, cocks" to make the reader laugh.
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Goldilocks Cock
A Penis that is generally said to be of perfect Length and Girth
Lonnie has got me dick whipped on his Goldilocks cock since we started sleeping together.
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when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.
oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!
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When two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. The first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.
Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were sitting around Ben's basement bored one day. They both realized they had boners, so they pulled their pants down for a game of Cock Swords. Ben lost his boner before Troy did and Ben was declared less gay than Troy.
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1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.
Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.
2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.
2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
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