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A child who was conceived accidentally.
I hear Toby is a condom break.
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A shitty condom is one of three things.
1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.
2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.
3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.
"How was sex with Cindy last night?"
"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."
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Name for any type of spam, malware, or virus protection used on computers.
Norton, WindowLiveCare, McAfee, ETC..
Example 1:
Friend #1: Hey, you better make sure you're wearing a cyber condom when you go on that website!
Friend #2: Yeah, you better listen to him, last time I went there I had tons of pop-ups that covered my computer.
Example 2:
Friend #1: Hey go download that song for me, but make sure you have a cyber condom on, I wouldn't want you to get cyber herpes, aka a virus.
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A person whose penis is so small that he has to use a balloon instead of a condom
Can be used as a noun as well as an adjective
"So tell me Jane, how was your date night with Tim last night?"
"Who Tim?! pft... that guy's such a balloon condom! I spent the rest of the night in the restroom with my dildo"
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Someone as useful as a nothing
That one guy in our group is being a total used condom
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Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus
Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.
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The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
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