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Purple diamond (Royalty) a king or queen that's over everybody and that nobody in the world cannot stop them no matter what.also a flawless or almost flawless piece of this stone that u can break.
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A Desert Diamond is an extremely attractive girl from rural parts of the desert. i.e. New Mexico, Nevada, Arizona, and Southern California.
Person1: Dude, that girl is a desert diamond!
Person2: Totally!
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Taking a shit however you've got no toilet paper so your partner licks your butthole clean
I told you to buy buy toilet paper so guess your getting a blood diamond for christmas
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A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.
I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.
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The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out
I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!
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A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.
Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this
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The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"
If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"
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