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"My Ding-a-Ling" is the title of a novelty song written and recorded by Dave Bartholomew. In 1972 it was covered by Chuck Berry and became Berry's only U.S. number-one single on the pop charts. Later that year, in a longer unedited form, it was included on the album The London Chuck Berry Sessions. Two members of the Average White Band, guitarist Onnie McIntyre and drummer Robbie McIntosh, played on the single. Nic Potter of Van der Graaf Generator played bass on the track.
"My Ding-a-Ling" was originally recorded by Dave Bartholomew in 1952 for King Records. When Bartholomew moved to Imperial Records, he re-recorded the song under the new title, "Little Girl Sing Ting-a-Ling". In 1954, The Bees on Imperial released a version entitled "Toy Bell". Berry recorded a version called "My Tambourine" in 1968, but the version which topped the charts was recorded live during the Lanchester Arts Festival at the Locarno ballroom in Coventry, England, on 3 February 1972, where Berry – backed by The Roy Young Band – topped a bill that also included Slade, George Carlin and Billy Preston. Boston radio station WMEX disc jockey Jim Connors was credited with a gold record for discovering the song and pushing it to #1 over the airwaves and amongst his peers in the United States. Billboard ranked it as the No. 15 song for 1972.
Ever Heard of that sick ass song, "My Ding-a-ling" yet?
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This is what a man is called when he
cannot get an erection no matter what.
(remember the old tune--Hang Down Your
Head Tom Dooley) well this guys' head
is always hanging down.
The bitch was complaining that
her old man cant get it up! She
calls him---ding dong dooley.
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Refers to one who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and seems like they really want the dick/vagina, when in all reality it is just a prank set up by the prankster who has no intention of following through.
Stacy: Hey Jennifer, see that guy over there in the corner of the club standing awkwardly?
Jennifer: yeah he looks like he has blueballs. Did you ding dong johnson him?
Stacy: HELL YEAH BITCH! I needed that free drink!
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When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
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This phrase basically means you dont give a fuck.
I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
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Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"
Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.