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An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.
Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.
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A person who always thinks they have everything figured out, but are usually wrong.
"Dude, I know Kevin is cheating on Lynn; I see him with Michelle ALL the time."
"That's his sister you Scooby Douche!!"
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The teenager (Or Adult, i guess..) Who has myspace revolved around their entire life. They post..like.. i swear to god.. at least 10-15 bulletins a day. Their profile takes sooooo fucking long to load because their profile has numerous amounts of videos, photos, applications, and all that other stupid shit that no one cares about that only takes longer to load. They will write in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS ALL THE TIME AS IF THEY'RE ANGRY! OR THEY LIKE TO SPEAK LOUD LIKE BILLY MAYS. They will post pictures that are copyrighted material of their interest, Usually, more then 50 of these photos are uploaded into a separate folder.
They will post their entire daily life in either a bulletin or status board. Speaking of status board, they update their status MANY times during the day.
An act of compulsive lying is often found in bulletins.
Ex: "Im gonna go to skate park and then hit the waves"
They will post something like that everyday, funny thing is, they will live at least 100 miles away from the beach. So you know they're full of shit.
As for the status board situation, one Myspace Douche and another Myspace Douche will comment back and forth for a long amount of time talking about whatever in a STATUS board. Hello?? They're called private messages. USE ONE! This also applies to comments and bulletins.
The vast majority of these people are the one's who are usually shy, anti-social, or people that just are, well, douche bags in general.
Not to mention if you post a bulletin about an opinion, or comment their best friends status board, they'll get pissed off as if the whole world devotes to him. They're really stubborn, close-minded people. Or can be at least..
As myspace makes constant changes, the "Friends you know" section is also an easy-access stalker point. Why? The Myspace Douche will see the people who they have in the "Mutual" section, and will not understand why you haven't met the person, or heard of them, or ever had them on your friends list.
Their's alot more to say, but that sum's it up.
Erick is such a Myspace Douche sometimes.
Makes me wonder...
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When a douche-bag dies, Their body are planted in a douche field. They grow into douche-hops. They are harvested around spring break and summer time, When Douches are more abundant. Then we go through a very classified procedure, in which we turn these douche hops into Douche Brew.
Or when some one is being as douche-bag they are sipping on Douche Brew.
Another Word for Beer, any type of lager and/or Red neck alcoholic beverage.
Dude, pass me a Douche Brew.
That Patrick Dixon is a real dick, I bet he's been sipping on Douche Brew.
(Man 1) Here recently, Poss Rhillips has been sipping some major Douche Brew.
(Man 2) Yeah, I know.
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When a guy thinks that he is cool either at a club or concert and during a rock show he starts dancing like an ass-hole, or i.e a douce. Usually done when the douch trys look like a mosher, but only hits weaker people on purpose or just dances like a mix between a mosher and a dance pit fag.
Man i cant believe that fag was tring to mosh next to us, all he did was just purposely tackle into us or just dance like a queer. I was going to tell him to go back to his gay dance pit but he looked too much like he was doing a douch dance rather than moshing or dancing.
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1.One who has a severe absence of intelligence
2.One who's skull reads: "space for rent"
Man, that guy is such a douche-biscuit!
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complete retard, ignorant annoying person, douche bag
I cant believe how lame you are, your such a douche nut.
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