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Egotistical Drug Irony

When somebody keeps doing drugs and gets an ego from it, when it is the root of why the person shouldn't have an ego. This is also ironically what makes it even harder for the person to quit the habit.

Josh: Yo dawg, wanna smoke some of dat supa fire?

Victor: I'm kind of busy right now... I have, er, a lot to do today...

Josh: Aight dawg whatever mang... more for me fool! Stay chill dawg.

Victor: *Facepalms to himself knowing the Egotistical Drug Irony*

by FrusteratinglyEducational November 13, 2012


drug dealer groupie

Individual(s) who will hang around a drug dealer and will offer service of any kind with hopes of drugs as a form payment.

I havenโ€™t seen you for ever, you were a drug dealer groupie for how long?

by DIRTNAPP December 15, 2022


drug store handicap

When an animal sport betting game is being manipulated by injecting the animals with drugs.
The word is often used when referring to foul play in horse races.

It's what they called back then a drug store handicap, guy wants what the fella calls a sure thing, so he schemes to make it so.

by ร˜rรฅngus April 3, 2019


Smart drug theft

Smart drug theft is when someone steals your smart drugs. They might steal your Modafinil, Armodafinil, Sunifiram, N-Acetyl-Selank, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Choline, Omega 3's, B Vitamins, -Carnitine, Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Prolintane, D,L-Deprenyl, and more.

Tyler: Hey, that jackass wearing a black mask stole my Modafinil! It's smart drug theft!

by CognitiveFuel September 8, 2023


The Colombian Drug Lord

When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.

Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."

Guy B: "What the fuck?!"

by Dale Diving March 23, 2013

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sex, drugs, and money

this is what our decade music is all about

sex, drugs, and money is what our decade's music is all about
they took away the rock and roll and now its garbage.

by i am your father, your my son May 28, 2014

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Do drugs december

Every Day of december, you have to do drugs until the 31st

Person 1: Did you complete do drugs december.
Person 2: No, i didnt have that many drugs.
Person 1: Wow, your fucking poor.

by Vic21k November 12, 2018

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