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Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.
Want to go to the gym Kelsey?
No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.
Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.
Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.
Best done with your freaky friends.
Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.
Person 1: Incredible!
where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy
well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.
To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.
Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.
The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
The art of sending a meme while drunk to another person you would not talk to sober
Girl I was so tipsy last night I drunk memed my ex Chris.