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A subject in health class that most kids these days don't need.
Mike: Bleh, we have to do Sex Ed this year
John: So what? I'm sure neither of us need it
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Mr. ED = "Mr. Erectile Dysfunction" = a guy who can't get it up.
Brother & Sister having lunch at college:
BROTHER: So, sis, I see you went out with Dick Senormous last night. I have gym with that dude, and his pecker head hangs down below the bottom of his towel. So, did you get any action?
SISTER: He tried, but, he's Mr. ED bro'; his pecker head hung DOWN to his knees all night long. I think he needs a penis reduction. I don't think there's enough blood in his body to get that thing up!
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Ed Sheeran is a cheeky ginger with such amazing talent that when you listen to his music, caramel and chocolate syrup will pour out of your ears because his voice is so sweet.
Sheerio: *freaks out whenever a math symbol is shown*
Reasons to hate Ed Sheeran
-There
-Are
-None
-He
-Is
-A
-Fucking
-Angel.
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An extremely fashionable but expensive brand produced by designer Christian Audigier. The designs embroidering each garment are based on the tattoo art of Don Ed Hardy - hence the brand name. Said designs tend to be comprised of skulls, tigers, snakes, dragons, and various other tattoo subjects.
Ed Hardy is a punk-like yet very fun brand to wear, if you can afford it. If you can't, please, do try to restrain your jealousy of those who can. No one who wears this brand should have to apologize for enjoying a particular style. It's just another retarded stereotype against people who happen to like designer clothing. There is nothing wrong with being fashionable - if Ed Hardy isn't your type, get over it, quit shunning the brand for being trendy, and let people wear what they like. What is so astoundingly difficult about accepting the fact that everyone has different tastes in clothing?
Jenny: "I finally saved up enough money for that Ed Hardy tiger shirt!"
Tim: "EWW U LYK ED HARDYY U MUST B A STUCKUP BETCH OLOLOLZ"
Jenny: "I like it for its cool design...not because it's 'in'..."
Tim: "pffffffft snob"
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An idiot. Completely void of a personality. Has to make one up to get people to 'like' him. Tells a lot of lies. Lives in a fantasy world where women actually look at him and he doesn't resemble an ass.
<revamp`smoke> and i make good money selling my ass to dirty old fag men
<revamp`smoke> they call mee
<revamp`smoke> revamp`rentboy!
<revamp`ed> that slot is already filled
<revamp`ed> with my buddy jana
<revamp`ed> she's a honey
<revamp`ed> kmfdm radio is back up!
<revamp`ed> she's fucking hot
<revamp`ed> i can't believe i pulled her
<revamp`ed> i thought i'd totally lost all my ability to seduce
<revamp`ed> she's mah girlie
<revamp`ed> she works on glenferrie road
<revamp`ed> hospitality
<revamp`ed> at a place called sohklata
<distortion> you're such a lying arsebandit revamp`ed
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1. Orthodox Overhead: A swing in tennis. Term used to combat an opponent after "killing the ball."
--Typically followed by "your ass".
After hitting an OO and winning a point, saying to your opponent: "Ha! I just OO 'ed your ass!"
During a game, if you are feeling angry: "You better watch out, or I'm going to OO your ass!"
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Supposedly a person addicted to crack but the term is more commonly used for someone who does something 'weird'. Major insult if you ask me !
Girl:wabba Shabba yoooo !
Boy:Huh? you Crack ed !
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