brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

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frog eyed coupe

Porsche 911

I hopped in the frog eyed coupe and dashed

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Three-eyed turtle

Oral, vaginal, or anal intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the female.

Her: "What the fuck are you doing down there?! Fuck me already!"
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."

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one-eyed snowman

This is another penis game maneuver(from the movie "WAITING"). One testicle is placed on top of the other vertically, as to immitate the body of a snowman. Then the head of the penis is placed on top of the balls, as to immitate the head of the snowman....finally you have your one eyed snowman.

Tommy gave me the one-eyed snowman, then proceded to call me a fag and kick me in the ass 100 times.

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one-eyed Mike

A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.

"I'm gonna give her some one-eyed Mike up her Wazowski. I'm gonna sully her good."

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Three Eyed Raven’s Son

A dark haired son born to two blonde Targaryen people — an obvious genetic impossibility. The dark raven colored hair leads to the appellation “Three Eyed Raven’s Son” — approximately equivalent to our expression: The mail man’s son.

How did Rhaenyra and Laenor — two blonds — have brunette children?

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn…They are Three Eyed Raven’s Sons!!!!

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brown eyed girl

Pertaining to a person of the female gender, existing with peculiar facial features. These features include sphinxters for eyes, a penis nose, pertruding from the face, and a sideways vagina as a mouth. The top of the head in covered in pubes, as opposed to actual hair, and typically, little or no dialogue is spoken.

Wow, I wish I was a brown eyed girl. I would be able to insert my nose penis into either; one of my sphinxter eyes of my vagina mouth. That would be the life, I'd never leave the house!

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