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Somebody who has taken the name 'social networking site' quite literally and does all their socialising and lives their life through facebook. This includes continual updates about their mundane daily activities (e.g. is off to the bank; loves honey on toast; is meeting the in laws today; is getting ready to go out), how much they love their partner, how much they drank the night before, how hung over they are, how many days till their holiday and all the things the majority of people they are "friends" with do not care or want to read about. An FBC will also use Facebook as a way of announcing their engagement. Also somebody who will add anybody and everybody to their friends list, this includes accepting someone who has added you that you don't know. A FBC also tries to demonstrate how "cool" or cultured they are by posting clips from youtube on their wall to make it look like they are into the subject matter. FBCs are also responsible for deleting comments from other users which they deem makes them look bad.
Classic facebook cunt updates:
Hannah is soooo hung over.
Tom goes to ibiza in 5/4/3 etc days! Wahoo.
Ali loves jam on his toast in the morning.
Ali has broken his pen lid.
Ali loves his phone.
Ali is meeting his inlaws today.
Ali walked to work this morning.
Ali bought his gf flowers.
Ali saw a sheep.
Ali loves his mum.
Rachel says: check this out (posts link to you tube of some break dancing). This guys are the bomb.
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Girls who edit pictures of themselves before posting them on Facebook to mislead people into believing that they're smokin hot, when in reality they're trolls.
Mike: Dude, she's smokin hot. Did you see her profile pic?
Johnny: Nah dude, I saw her at a party last week, she's a Facebook wizard.
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Basically facebook drama is drama that occurs on facebook. The term drama encompasses emotional, personal things, including fights, personal opinions ect.
Because of how facebook is built, there is a high degree of access to others conversations, and people who may have never talked see what others say. Since all people believe they are right, they feel the need to point out where others are wrong, in what they said, what they did their opinion, who they stick up for, ect. Another way to prove someone wrong is to invalidate them, in facebooks case usually means insulting them. The subsequent arguments are drama, and are termed facebook drama, because without facebook it is highly likely none of it would have happened.
you know when one of your friends says something, and you comment on it, and another of their friends doesn't get it, thinks your serious, and viciously attacks you over it? That's facebook drama
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Facebook blues occurs after writing on someones wall, note, or status, and they don't respond. You wait and wait for a response constantly checking your Facebook to see if they have done so.
After the first day of hourly checking your facebook, you begin to facestalk them. This includes checking to see if they have commented on someone elses wall, status, or photos. As a last act of desperation, you send them a private message repeating the original post.
Your sadness resonates throughout Facebook until they respond, at which point you've gotten rid of the Facebook Blues.
She wrote on her crush's wall and waited a couple of days for a response. After the third day she was hit by a bad case of Facebook Blues; and, she felt sad that he had updated his status, but not responded to her comment.
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People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.
You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....
Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.
On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.
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To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.
Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy
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A crush on a FB friend is characterized by the unexplainable urge to revisit the friend's Photos tab repeatedly and checking to see if other friends have written new messages on their Wall. Usually afflicts users who are only somewhat acquainted.
"I've got a Facebook crush on a guy I was going to rent a room from, but in the end we just friended each other."
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