The D overview
Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating
-And threatening people with his older brother
-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him
D’s favorite spot
-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇
D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated
And the other time he cheated
D’s personal preferences
Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend
Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death
-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)
Description
D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her
I strive to be like D- iom’s most faithful man
An excuse used by religious people to defend the fact they’re homophobic
John: hey look at that gay faggot who’s going to burn in hell
Chad: Why are you so homophobic
John: Dude it’s against my religion that’s so offensive I’m just following the will of god
Chad: isn’t that just Faith based homophobia?
John: No, that’s a whole other thing
Chad: Fuck off mate
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I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?
my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day
A grammatically correct sentence about someone’s faith he had had which had had no effect on his life.
The man was always faithful, but it never seemed to do any good. In fact, you could say all the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.
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^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
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a pussy ass bitch whos toxic af and lets people bully you but when someone bullies her you stick up for her like a good friend. if you see this faith, fuck you!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕
me: shut up faith marie you're so dramatic
faith: I HATE YOU IM CRYING RN IM TELLING MY MY MOM AND WE WILL TELL THE PRINCIPAL BUT IM GOING TO SAY THAT TO ONE OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS AND ACT LIKE SHE WONT TELL YOU
Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent
Faith in humanity
Status: Lost forever