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To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.
That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.
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When one's genitals stick to their leg while sitting in a hot/humid atmosphere and a brief spreading of the legs is necessary. Separation can be accomplished with the mode stated above or manually(and more obvious) with your hands.
After getting out of the car during a five hour road trip, separating church and state was necessary for little Muhammad due to hot and humid conditions.
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a church that hates gays and especially america. those unpatriotic fucks should be shot.
"The Westboro Baptist Church fucks are protesting at this soldier's funeral!"
"What should we do?"
"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"
"That's a great idea!"
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When you drink so much your amazed to be alive the next day
Friend A : you drinking tonight?
Friend B: I'm about to get so drunk, pretty sure I'm gonna get right with the church
Friend A: oof, it's like that....aight, tell Jesus I said hello
One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.
Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.
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A feces that gets stuck to your buttcheek, and leaves a really gross skid mark.
I was pooping yesterday and I got a Westboro Baptist Church...I hate when that happens!
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the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
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