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Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!
Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!
Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!
Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!
Kool Guy: Kool!
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A Jesus Freak is someone like me! ; a freak who loves Jesus!!!:D WOOOO!
Friend: much happen this weekend?
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D
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describing something vulgar or exceeding the norm of acceptable nasty content.
"dude, did you see the wedgie on that fat chick?"
"yeah, that was freak nasty"
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A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.
An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"
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A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Jesus Christ.
I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.
I don't really care if you label me a Jesus freak...There ain't no disguising the truth!
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From a '90s cartoon called Freakazoid. Dexter Douglas would say "Freak Out!" and the he would change into Freakazoid.
"Freak Out!" ::poof he's Freakazoid::
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A group of misfits,wierdos,or fruit loops. You know...the out of the ordinary group of kids who everyone doesn't find very popular or "cool enough"
Hey kid,get out of here and go with the freak show yeah?
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