Rural Dictionary

Front-Porch Philosophy

Front Porch Philosophy is the practice of inviting friends over to one's house for the explicit activity of drinking a few beers and discussing philosophical and spiritual topics. Coined by the Colorado journalist Stephanie DeCamp, the phrase can also be used to define a series of conversations held by a recurring host.

This week I decided to invite a former street-preacher, an atheist nanny and an acupuncturist over to my balcony for some Front-Porch Philosophy. I think the goal will be to discuss anything but religion.

by justanotherravenclaw July 30, 2011

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front-end loader

Hollowing out the end of a cigarette, removing the tobacco and replacing it with cannabis.

I didn't have my bong or some rolling papers, so I did a front-end loader with a borrowed smoke.

by July 2, 2013

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First date front

Acting like you really like the other person but you really dont.

Kate: How did the date go last night?
Sarah: He seemed to like me, but i dont know if he was giving a first date front.

by Bucsfan411 January 24, 2010

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Facebook Front St.

One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.

He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.

by None other than D January 31, 2011

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