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noun – the process of NOT working while at work on Fridays, hence the name. It allows one to get extra drunk on Thursday nights. Activities commonly performed on Fuck-Fuck Friday include, but are not limited to: watching videos on youtube, checking sports news and scores on espn.com, trying to keep up with the latest lingo on urban dictionary, making long distance calls on the company’s tab to family and friends, going to CD stores while colleagues think you are at a doctor’s appointment, creating a spreadsheet and ranking the girls/guys you have hooked up with, etc.
Peter: Jake, did you get those reports done? They were due this morning.
Jake: I was too swamped on Thursday and NO reports get done on Fuck-Fuck Friday…I was busy dreaming of getting a blumpkin from Julie in accounting.
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1. Having sex
2. Used as an insult
1. Yes!!!! Fuck me!!!
2. Fuck you!!!!
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What you say just before you decide to do something that you've acknowledged is a bad idea.
"yo this cake looks rotten right?"
"yeah that's definitely rotten"
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"Fuck it. Im gonna eat it."
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This is an English word, and is their greatest contribution to history, Fuck means "Fornicating Under the Consent of the King", and was a licence prostitutes had to apply for so they could work.
'Ere Penny! The ole meat pie business is down the shitter! I'm am going to his highness to apply for a fucking licence!
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A form of United States Marine Corps discipline used against boots and lance criminals alike to ensure that Uncle Sam gets his.
"Oh, ok Stud, so we wanna hide a bottle of SoCo under your rack. Stand the fuck by, PFC. You wanna play fuck fuck games, I got games. I got so many games, you'll think I was one of the Parker Brothers. Thanks to you, the whole platoon will Chinese field day on Saturday.
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Another word to replace: thats messed up or: thats not right.
Don: Check out these beastiality videos
Vin: fuck thats fucked
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