just fuck me up

Putting the fate of your hair into someone else's hands.

Barber: What kind of cut you want?
Him: Just fuck me up

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ill fuck you up

I ll smash you up into last piece of shit !!

Example "Go away or Ill fuck you up really bad."

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fucking sally up the ass

put ur dick and/or stuff up a fine girls ass and do not take it out.

johnny is fucking sally up the ass with a big pickle.

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up-fucked

like up-chuck, but a million times worse.

"i up-fucked so much after i licked a herpes infested chin, i thought i was going to have to deep throat tissues to stop the motherfackin' up-fuck.!"

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Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

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Butt fuck throw up

When a man fucks a girl repeatedly so hard she then throws up in which the man quickly plugs the the hole with his dick. Starting to cum in her mouth he unplugs the hole and she continues throwing up.

Hoe: you need someone tonight
Guy:can I make you butt fuck throw up
How:sure

fuck me up a tree

when a situation is really bad and you just can't deal with it anymore.

My car was stolen, my cat is sick, and I just set off the fire alarm trying to make a cookie. Fuck me up a tree!

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