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The phrase your girlfriend says when she's on the brink of a tantric orgasm
Oooooohh, yeah, yes yes, fuck me until you cum in my pussy , oh daddy aaah, aaaah, *pussy squirt
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Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$
Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench
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Something I really want to happen I could get a t-shirt or a tattoo where it says I Want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard go to one of her concerts and maybe get a chance to show her and see her reaction
I need to see Joan Jett in so I can show her that t-shirt saying I want Joan Jett To Fuck Me Hard
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A white girl asking a big black guy to come do 69 on her and cum on her tits
White girl: daddy come fuck me in the butt lol bitch
Black guy: ight hoe
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Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend
M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"
That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".
In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"
Grrrrrrr
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When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.
One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?
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To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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