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drunk as fudge. being drunk and on a sugar high at same time. can usually happen on holidays when your drinking your ass off and eating lots of cakes, cookies and foods with sugars in a large quantity.
so i was at my bro's house for thanksgiving and man i was "drunk as fudge" probably shouldn't of messed with the double servings of, i dunno; everything.
When you shit in the pussy, then fuck the shit out of it.
"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"
something said by someone who believes swearing is off-brand for them
Friend one, for whom swearing is off-brand: I've gotta go do copious amounts of homework
Friend two, who regularly swears: so have I–Fuck this shit!
Friend one: Fudging hell, school is so hard!
When a Gentleman or Gentlelady spends too much time with their fists rammed inside another persons fartbox, resulting in a thin layer of fudge like residue upon their hands.
Let me wash my hands before i eat this corn, I have total Fudge Gloves
When you are fuking a fat chick from behind and at the same time sticking a harpoon handle up her ass. THEN after whaling away for a while you pull the handle out, she has explosive diarrhea all over you and THEN you yell out:
“THERE SHE BLOWS LADDIE!!!!!
“Dude what’s that smell?”
“Sorry I got some Nantucket Fudge last night.”
Somewhere in between 'shenanigans' and a curse word of your own choice. Can be applied to just about any sentence and/or situation. Prefably said in a Nixonesque way.
Can also be used as an adjective.
1:
"We're out of butter!"
"Fudge waffles!"
2:
"Fudge waffles! I sat on the fudge waffling egg carton!"
3:
"My cheeks wobble alot when I say fudge waffles. I also tend to spit extensively. Fudge waffles. Fudge waffles. See? You're wet."
The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.
If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.
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