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A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.
The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.
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When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"
I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.
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used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.
if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.
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When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.
" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"
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See CERN Syndrome.
A mental illness characterised by the onset of believing every girl you meet to be a perfect 10, and then trying to seduce them with your eyes.
Caused by a severe lack of women, as seen in CERN, and other male-dominated scientific research institutes around the world.
Alfred "why is jon staring at that hideously deformed woman?"
Nobel "Shit, hes got CERN goggles, get him out of here"
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Dooberman goggles is where you place your nutsack on someones eyes usually one nut per eye.
Aw man last night my friend fell asleep and we put some dooberman goggles on him but he woke up and cut them off.
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Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.
My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.
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