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(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.
After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.
The act of wiping the chode hairs free of sweat from a hard night of anal sex.
Man last night Alex was smudging gooch with his tounge, i later foung out he had herpes.
A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin
Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'
The best "enter name here" substitute ever used. Suprisingly, no man looks like a fool when their name is Gooch McPikey.
PLAYER 1: Gooch McPikey
PLAYER 2: No match for the above
PLAYER 3: Failed attempt at a better name
PLAYER 4: Birth name (realisation that all efforts are futile)
Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.
“Slurp my gooch.”
The act of two males scissoring one another.
Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.