gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

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Smudging Gooch

The act of wiping the chode hairs free of sweat from a hard night of anal sex.

Man last night Alex was smudging gooch with his tounge, i later foung out he had herpes.

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Master Gooch

A man skilled in the ways of the Gooch, Can turn you into a Gooch Assassin. Look out for the Master Gooch, you will find him covered in sweat and thick hairs, may have a bacon strip running down his front.
gooch assassin

Douchebag1:'Ima become a Gooch Assassin'
Douchebag2:'Awesome, you now how to become one?'
Douchebag1:'Yeah, just need to find the Master Gooch!'

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Gooch McPikey

The best "enter name here" substitute ever used. Suprisingly, no man looks like a fool when their name is Gooch McPikey.

PLAYER 1: Gooch McPikey
PLAYER 2: No match for the above
PLAYER 3: Failed attempt at a better name
PLAYER 4: Birth name (realisation that all efforts are futile)

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Slurp my gooch

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Gooch fuck

Someone who fucks the gooch.

Man your such a gooch fuck!
What a gooch fucker!

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Gooch Smooch

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

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