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Literally a legend. Selena Gomez could never. Her best album is named Dangerous Woman and her best songs on that legendary album is named Touch It, Sometimes, and Greedy. Literally the best vocalist in our generation. She’ll be remembered as a Beyoncé once she goes farther in her career. ASMR whispering singer Selana Gomez couldn’t do it. Wait for her new summer single and AG6 which is coming soon! Coming to end al the pop girlies.
Dude: Hey did you listen to Normani’s new single?
Intelligent being: No but have you heard of Ariana Grande? The most talented pop star we have right now. She ended Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Madonna, all of them?
Dude: yess! Ariana Grande is so hot!
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A Mercury Grand Marquis. It's what Ford calls it, which is appropriate because most of the people who buy them are old geezers suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and can't drive to save their lives.
Grand Ma.
Forida plates.
Handicaped tag hanging from a mirror.
If it drove any slower, it would be going backwards
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1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.
2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.
Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."
Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."
3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.
Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."
Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."
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a game about small gay boys attempting to butt fuck monsters. this game blows big hairy penis because it is mainly full of retard lesbians and horny 8 year old boys. if anyone thinks about playing this game, they obvioulsy enjoy being molested by the pope. BITCHES!!!
are you up for some grand chase
are you willing to take the popes dick?
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Grand Forks is a place in North Dokota...and North Dokota we all should know borders Canada. Now with scarce population, save for the groundchucks, whose armies are also dwindling, much like my own legions, this state appears as a large empty room beside a bumpin' little party...and staying, or rather being stuck here for any period of time is like looking at that party out the window and never getting any action...of any kind... :( my cup of sadness overflows...boo-hoo
and to save my brothers and sisters, I have devised a plot to send a few of my elite minions to devour their souls alive, and remove them from the scorched barren soil of a shadowed place on earth where middle earth and hell itself unite...
"I'm in Grand Forks, mom"
"Honey, did you take care to carefully write a will in case...anything...should happen?...anything?"
"Yeah, mom...my buddy Jerry is gettin' my porn, and Tommy gets my cds and dvds, and you can have that fuckin' ugly shirt back..."
"what about the loincloth I crocheted for you?"
"oh yeah, that too..." (walks away grumbling, grand fucking forks...I'll stick them in my eye...
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When you have a one night stand, but get a piece of ass regardless. Whores do this. And they don't even have to date!
Yo mom had a grand slam date with me last night! Have fun with your new baby brother!
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From the melodrama, 'The emperor's new clothes'. Meaning: amazingly big and bold.
My new castle will be grand spectaculificent!
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