Clapped unittttt
Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!
A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.
"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."
A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.
Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.
A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”
Grandson: “damn.”
When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather
After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.
When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"