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GRANNY BURGERS

Clapped unittttt

Oh my god Granny Burgers, you’re an absolute U.N.I.T!

by unitmuncher October 12, 2018


granny shitter

A term for people who manage to cover walls of public toilets in feces.

"Better close the washroom and get the cleaning cart, we've just had a granny shitter."

by Fastfood Lars October 25, 2020


Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.

Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.

by Pocketjem January 13, 2020


Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….

Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.

by DOINKDAYS January 8, 2023


Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 22, 2017


Granny Beads

When dirt and sweat gather up in patches on your skin in little beads, more common in warm weather

After mowing the yard, Adam had a bunch of granny beads showing up on his neck.

by serene88 February 5, 2021


Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017