half-people

What weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.

Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.

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Half-Friend

Someone you're friends with, but you do not hang out with or get together with. This can also mean someone you talk to at school, whose phone number you don't have or someone you just TALK TO (and do nothing else with each other). More like an advanced acquaintances.

"Yo that guy Rico is my homie"
"No, he's just your half-friend, since you don't ever hang out. You don't even got his phone number!"
"Yeah, all we do is just talk sometimes.

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Half-jack

The process of exciting male genitalia until it is partially erect in order to help the refractory period after getting the first "easy" orgasm out of the way.

Joe half-jacked so that later when he has sex with Jennifer Whoreton he would be able to reduce the time between sexual excursions.

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half stash

that quasi-mustache frequently worn by boys going through puberty or those of mexican descent. Not exactly a mustache but not not a mustache. More like dark hair on the upper lip. Creepy dark hair.

"Dude sarah thinks JJ is hot"
"Gross dude he's rockin a half stash"

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half-assedness

(noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timelessness.

Gary continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field: therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.

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Half-food

Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered acceptable.

I've given him a tenner, so he should get something nice, even though he'll probably half-food me.

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half bean

Someone of both hispanic and caucasion ethnicity.

Billiy: Hey man, you look white but have a hispanic last name, what's up with that?
Rick: I'm a half bean man!

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