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When giving oral to a man and he orgasms so hard it comes out the bj giver's nose.
My girl was giving me head last night and I shot a monster load in her mouth so hard she pulled a hot sherry.
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Chuck: Did you see that?
Scott: Unreal dress!
Chuck: Not the dress, the hot cats, you fucking idiot!
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When you wrap a warm slice of pizza around your cock, and wank off into it. Then you give it to your girl to eat
"You take your girl out last night?"
"Nah man, I just gave her a Hot Mario"
"Your girl loves home delivery..."
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a store. the end. you can shop there because you like what they sell. you can not shop there because it's too expensive. you could shop there because everyone else shops there, or you can not shop there becasuse everyone else shops there. but any way you look at it, it's still just a store.
Hot Topic is a poserfest.
Hot Topic is a punkfest!
Hot Topic is a store, you assholes!!
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pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch
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The burning sensation in, on, and around the asshole following one or several shits usually following a spicey meal or stomach flu. Some say the secret to curing this is taking a shower and smearing noxema facial cleansing creme on the effected areas then rinsing after 10 seconds giving you avirtual peppermint patty between your buttcheeks.
Those jalepenio poppers gave me hot hole
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is a common practice (often found on board naval submarines) where several people share the same bed. When the next person swaps out for work, the person laying down finds that the bed is still warm from the prior user, hence the term hot bunking.
I hate hot bunking with you because you smell.
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