Random
Source Code
Random
has four lights instead of three because in France they just don't give a fuck.
re-rack, french stoplight
15👍 7👎
The act of burping into your partner's anus. Said burp then gets farted back into your mouth. The process can then be repeated for a dual-exhaust bonus.
Farting into your partner's mouth and then having them burp your fart into your mouth or your anus also constitutes as a french tailpipe.
"That french tailpipe smells like poop but tastes like lunch!
15👍 7👎
1)The armed forces of France...
2)a contradictory term
The french military got defeated for the 15th time this century...
168👍 128👎
This is the act performed upon either a male or female, where a person inserts his/her finger into the anus of another individual by suprise. This causes the other persons buttcheeks to clench tightly and in most cases, they will go into a state of paralysis. Go ahead, try it, and prove me wrong.
Aaron K. is not affected by the French Tickle because he is a sick little fag who enjoys the feeling of men's fingers in his anal cavity.
115👍 83👎
An item best used to whack the living daylights out of cynical wankers, especially when stale
One night, the little girl got sick of the ugly dude trying to feel on her, so she beat him senseless with an old, crusty loaf of French bread.
36👍 22👎
To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.
Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet
62👍 42👎
The romantic advantage French men have given they have the largest average penises of all European countries.
That French guy gets all the women. It must be the French advantage.
22👍 12👎