Neon bands

Any of the new pop-rock bands whose members wear t-shirts that are so brightly colored that they cause temporary blindness. Their myspace pages are just as brightly colored and feature a force-you-to-scroll-for-10-minutes picture of all the band members. These bands mainly consists of horny 12-16 girls that are in love with a least one member of the band's hair.

Paul: Dude, you seriously need to check out this band.

Andrew: I think I'll pass. Neon bands make me wanna club baby seals.

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Cigar Band

Small band of paper wrapped around a cigar that gives the brand, make, etc. Usually kept so you can remember if the Cigar is particularly good, or to remind you not to buy the over expensive piece of crap again.

This is the crappiest cigar i've ever smoked!
- keep the Cigar Band, so you remember the $40 you just wasted!

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Band Nazi

Generally a complete, utter and total B*TCH. Often abuses power given to her by people higher up in the pecking order. Favourite past-times include:
- Making empty threats
- Psyching up
- Whinging
- Having temper tantrums
- Wearing a kilt with no undies
- Buying flea repellent for her "dog"

Person 1: I love my life
Person 2: OH NO! IT'S THE BAND NAZI! RUN!
Person 1: I hate my life

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poser band

Bands that posers love to listen to.
Good Charlotte,Green Day,My Chemical Romance,Simple Plan, Ashlee Simpson. say all you want but we all know it's true!

Hey Blair, I just came from American Eagle and bought this super cute $40 vintage t-shirt! and now I'm heading over to Sam Goody to buy the new Avril Lavigne album!

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hair band

1.Narrow strip of cloth used to restrain or hold back hair follicles.

2. Glam rock band from the eighties that would use an excess amount of hair products to make their hair stand up and out. Examples would be Twisted Sister,and Van Halen. Most hair styles used by hair bands reflected Tina Turner's in the video "What's Love Got To Do With it?"

1. Do you have a hair band? The wind keeps blowing my hair in my face.

2. Hair bands paved the way for not not using shampoo and loading up on deodorant... or the Grunge era. Hail Hair spray! Down with cleanliness!

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shag bands

see Jelly bracelets for many, many definitions. They are the same thing basically.

click on the link and see the meaning of shag bands :)

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band nerd

A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.

Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"

Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"

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